Is It Love?

QUESTION:

how can you know if you're really in love?

ANSWER:

Dear Lovelorn,

Here's how to tell if you're in love:

1. Write to an anonymous, low-level online advice columnist
2. Whatever advice columnist says, is true.

Unfortunately, the answer this time is, NO. No, you're not in love. See how easy that was? I just picked one and went with it.

If He's Your Teacher He Doesn't Really Love You Anyway,
Fancy Advice Blog