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Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Ass Breath


how do i tell a friend his breath stinks without hurting his feelings?


How do you tell a person that his lack of capital letters stinks without hurting his feelings?

You can't.

But enough about you and your lack of writing skill. How well do you know this guy, anyway?

1. Is he a really good friend? A hilarious "Dude, your breath stinks like week-old tampon!" should start him to thinking.

2. Is he just a casual friend? Politely offer him a breath mint or some gum.

3. Is he a homeless guy that you say hi to on your way to work? You should probably take off your Judgy Pants and realize that this guy has an old stick for a toothbrush.

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